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Jamahl Thompson walking the red carpet at last night’s MTV Movie Awards

My boo was werkin last night

imgmodels:

Jamahl Thompson walking the red carpet at last night’s MTV Movie Awards

My boo was werkin last night


untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

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Gaga stretching before she hits the stage. 

Dat ass doe

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This is the story of my life

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This is the story of my life



“Never be afraid to dream.” 


I love her booty weave

“Never be afraid to dream.” 

I love her booty weave

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brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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Gaga backstage at Roseland with a miniature of her Jeff Koons statue. (2) 

stupidpopstarrules:

Gaga backstage at Roseland with a miniature of her Jeff Koons statue. (2) 

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